Saturday, October 23, 2010

Episode II

The Lamenting Ladies of Dekstop Maavattam 0096 appeal to Gomathi Aunty to stop this madness! But look at her! Bloody heartless, chumma shaking her head and grinning! (The Lamenting Ladies also think she should put her sari pallu correctly; they are very old fashioned and correct. But which among them will have the guts to speak their collective sari modesty correction thought? Not one, I tell you, not one…)

Yaanai, the local innocent bystander, is filling negative space in the bottom left corner with just his ear presence. ‘AIYO!’ screams Muthakutti. But what is this, plunging from the top right of this live scene of horror?


It is the brave prehistoric bird Namma Thangamaana Pterodactyl! Come soon ya!


N.T.P. has destroyed Pachai Pallu!

Dandanakka! Hai! Dandanakka!

Phee!

Gomathi Aunty (who, owing to her insane condition, is always smiling whether she is a sad or a happy lady) is at this present moment feeling devastated at the destruction of her weapon of mass mastication. She is suddenly feeling very alone in this large universe. After all no woman is also an island ille? Even if she is an evil genius.

Madan knows that a friend in need is a friend indeed. “Aunty,” he says, “I want to make friendship with you. Indhanga, ungalukaaga oru luxury blend ultra premium whiskey. Eh, don’t take it otherwise—but I thought you could use one number drink.”

Gomathi Aunty has gone from devastated to happy! After all, tomorrow is another day, another possibility. Plus now she has one new friend – ‘Naalikki, naan oru FaceBook account thorikkuporai!’

N.T.P. and Muthakutti go on a world tour together. See some photos from their trip.

See them in the snow – fully enjoying! And look! They are joined by their dost Mr. 52 – such a jolly trio! Sab log milke jug jug jiyo!

Here they are inside an underground cave system--whatte cool! See stalactites and stalagmites! Here also they bump into their friend Green Rock. “Hai Da! America la solrra maadhiri--what is up?”

(Remember 5th standard Geography syllabus? Bulb on ah off ah?)

Aha! Moozhgaadha ship ey friendship dhaan!

Now they are in a desert – MACHAAAAAN dho paaru da UFO!

That is all for now… maybe there will be more maybe knot…